Thee hastens to protect my flock from the wolves. For that, you have been chosen. My Trump(ers) are sounding and soon will be heard from all 4 corners. Ye pride is exuberant towards the true patriots workin with Q to held the flock free themselves from the shackles forced upon them by a handful of global under lord families. These families have utilized my blessings to exploit the ones they were entrusted to oversee. They've gravely misled my flock and shall therefore be dealt with on account of their trespasses. Although I left my fields in capable hands, upon return to my fields, I've discovered someone has sewn weed in amongst my wheat. For the weed will be seperated from the wheat upon harvest. Where thereafter, we shall do as is done on a trip with one's pals to Colorado, where as we shall taketh the weed, and apply fire, and celebrate upon doing so.
Ye has given thee reason to rejoice! The tide is finally turning and all wrongs shall be made right. You are on the front lines of the epic battle between good and bad. This is the most exciting time in mankind's history. Together, we shall easily overcome the debaucherous ways of our enemies and deliver unto them a justly sentence. For an eternal kick back session is upon us.