How about a red pill for 8chan?

You have no idea what kind of technology they have…when you realize this corruption could've been cleaned up long ago, you'll have some better questions for Q.

Apparatus and method for remotely monitoring and altering brain waves

US 3951134 A

ABSTRACT

Apparatus for and method of sensing brain waves at a position remote from a subject whereby electromagnetic signals of different frequencies are simultaneously transmitted to the brain of the subject in which the signals interfere with one another to yield a waveform which is modulated by the subject's brain waves. The interference waveform which is representative of the brain wave activity is re-transmitted by the brain to a receiver where it is demodulated and amplified. The demodulated waveform is then displayed for visual viewing and routed to a computer for further processing and analysis. The demodulated waveform also can be used to produce a compensating signal which is transmitted back to the brain to effect a desired change in electrical activity therein.

https://www.google.com/patents/US3951134