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Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 2:46 a.m. No.378   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>379 >>380 >>385 >>386 >>408 >>409 >>416 >>417 >>430 >>433 >>434 >>441 >>443 >>451 >>467 >>477 >>500 >>520 >>521 >>524 >>527 >>528 >>533 >>5429 >>545 >>550 >>551 >>552 >>554 >>555 >>557 >>564

Hey guys, one of the lead 8chan devs is in the hospital right now. He has worked full-time on the 8chan backend code for almost a year now. He is very acftive in the community, but doesnt post with a trip or admin tag. This is his test board.Hes in the hospital now with some kind of sudden organ failure. The doctors are running tests to figure out whats wrong. Hes remaining optimistic, but is really sick. If you have used 8chan at all in the past year, then please drop by this thread and wish him well. His name is Ken.

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 3:31 a.m. No.385   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>378

If hes sick, and hes replaced by someone who is better, Ill have one less thing to bitch about, and that would make me sad!

 

If he is replaced by someone worse, this site will be unbearable!

 

GET WELL SOON KEN!

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 5:16 a.m. No.403   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Listen up, Ken.

You have to convince yourself that you won't die no matter what and you shall live forever.

Get well soon and stuff.

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 5:48 a.m. No.408   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>378

Let's be honest here. He's not really in the hospital for "organ failure". He's probably not anywhere hear a hospital at all!

This is just the latest of countless victims of Freemason Jim's psychotic mind and his pig farm. First it was Josh, then he was able to snatch our precious Hotwheels away, now it's one of the developers of the site.

How long until he feeds his own son to the pigs?! Soon he'll start grabbing users.

 

This man must be stopped.

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 6:36 a.m. No.417   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>378

Push on through. Keep a close eye on your treatment and get 2nd opinions if possible. Stay engaged.

 

Get Well Soon.

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 7:31 a.m. No.428   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>431 >>436

What ever happened to that Aussie cunt STI? This is his baby ultimately.

 

Some of you fags talk about the "exodus" and you're too fucking new to realize how much of a gay reddit immigrant you are.

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 7:42 a.m. No.436   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>442

>>428

 

Guarantee anybody who wails about cuckchan or rambles on about which exodus they came to 8ch in is a newfag playing at being an oldfag, comes with the territory of 8ch having like 30 people before 4chan rapefugees c ame

 

GET WELL SOON KEN

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 8:20 a.m. No.444   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>447 >>483

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

 

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

 

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

 

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

 

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sdf

sage ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 9:18 a.m. No.456   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>457 >>484

>ITT codemonkey and jim false flag operation

>fake news story about muh poor hospitalized "anonymous coder"

>samefag support for the administration

 

hehehe stupid goyim, they'll never figure this one out

 

sage

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 9:56 a.m. No.460   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Take our energy Ken

\o/

Unfortunately all I have is this moderate quality bait saved on my phone, may it inspire you to make a full recovdry

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 9:59 a.m. No.461   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Get well soon brother.

This place is my home now, and it's been a long time since I've felt like that about anywhere.

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 10:39 a.m. No.466   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Can you give us some kind of address or hospital location so we can send him mail and gifts?

 

I hope the doctors fix you up dude, hang in there.

 

Thanks for your work on the site, I fucking appreciate it.

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 10:57 a.m. No.475   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>478

>Ken

>His name is literally one letter away from Kek

This is significant and cannot be ignored

We must use meme magic to make Ken well, as an ultimate testament to Kek

Praise Kek! Make Ken well Kek!

Jim ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 11:27 a.m. No.484   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>456

>When people figure out your evil scheme to fake someone's death so people will support your administration

Damn and I almost got away with it you're too clever for me anon no really

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 3:48 p.m. No.515   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Hey Ken, thanks for helping make this site. I genuinely appreciate it and the community that has appeared around it. We may not be nicest, or kindest, but I want to believe we are the most honest.

 

pls pull thu

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 4:24 p.m. No.521   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>378

K is for Kind, generous to people

E is for Excellent, full of merit

N is for Nutty, full of wackiness

Get better KKKen

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 4:42 p.m. No.524   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>378

COME ON KEN

YOU DID GREAT

YOU HELPED GET TRUMP ELECTED

COME ON KEN

YOU DID GREAT

YOU KEPT MY DICK ERECTED

 

YOU HELPED PAST THE SADNESS I'VE BEEN THROUGH

YOU KNOCKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE FEMINIST JEWS

 

COME ON KEN

YOU DID GREAT

YOU HELPED GET TRUMP ELECTED

COME ON KEN

YOU DID GREAT

YOU KEPT MY DICK ERECTED

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 6:19 p.m. No.532   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>one of the lead 8chan devs is in the hospital right now.

>Hes in the hospital now with some kind of sudden organ failure

 

GOOD

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 6:21 p.m. No.533   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>378

N-no

Get the fuck back on your feet, pls.

 

Why is it that this kind of things happen to the good people mostly ;_;

 

pls be okay

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 6:23 p.m. No.534   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Why have I never read of him? I know ron jim and hotwheels who isn't part of 8chan anymore and no one else.

get well

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 6:44 p.m. No.537   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>523

>people cheered that anon for his GET

>i get 11111111 with a similar message and get called a fag

Oh well, Mark still paid me shekels for GETball.

 

GET WELL KEN

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 26, 2017, 9:39 p.m. No.551   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>378

Good luck Ken, stay strong. We need strong committed men to keep this meme train chuggin' along. We're pulling for you.

 

>Do not go gentle into that good night,

>Old age should burn and rage at close of day;

>Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

>Though wise men at their end know dark is right,

>Because their words had forked no lightning they

>Do not go gentle into that good night.

 

>Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright

>Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,

>Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

 

>Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,

>And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,

>Do not go gentle into that good night.

 

>Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight

>Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,

>Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

 

>And you, my father, there on the sad height,

>Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.

>Do not go gentle into that good night.

>Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

-Dylan Thomas

 

See you soon space cowboy

Anonymous ID: 0319da Feb. 27, 2017, 6:01 p.m. No.574   🗄️.is 🔗kun

How is my fellow Ken with hygiene?

 

In an effort to attract a female mate, I have increased my frequency of showers from once per two weeks to once per week.

I have started to use q-tips to clean out my earwax and have also started to use deodorant.

 

Also at the suggestion of my mum, I have ceased throwing used toilet paper into the rubbish bin and instead flush it down the toilet.

Anonymous ID: 0319da March 1, 2017, 2:08 p.m. No.585   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Hang in there Ken. We need you for when we kill Jim and replace him with you to rescue 8chan from Mason fuckery.