Here is the first draft of an open letter to NoJ management and Japanese gamers. It may be best to make a picture out of it because it will require images of treehouse's butchery of Fire Emplem Fates.
Greetings Nintendo Management and Japanese Gamers,
It has been discovered that Japanese games are going to be under attack by people who are ridiculously easily offended and hold a cult-like "progressive" mentality. These people are a miniscule minority that have forced themselves into key positions of power in the west. Namely in Public Relations and as translators or "localizers" which work at Treehouse and 8-4.
In the last number of years incompetent "localizers" have been doing their inferior work by doing a number of things;
Asserting their ideology into Japanese games when they are translated by removing functions found in the original Japanese release such as removing head patting and breast size adjustment
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These localizers have also replace key dialogue with unfunny and dated jokes (or memes).
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The Public Relations departments in Nintendo of America and Nintendo of Europe have misled the Nintendo management as to why gamers here in the west were upset. They have told management that the gamers are upset that the American and European games released are too different from the original Japanese versions. What the management were not told was that the gamers were upset because the dialogue and characters were unnecessarily butchered by the localizers which coincidentally made the games vastly inferior and different from the original versions.
Because of this misinformation, Nintendo has decided to make the games more similar in content, not by replacing these ideological localizers but by using the localizers to coerce or dictate to the creators what should and what should not be in the game. The censorship created by the localizers will only appear minor at first but it will erode the game creator's vision for the game the same way that water and mud erodes a channel out of rock. The end result is a game that has fewer game options, sterile dialogue and limited characters.
We hope you notice and act in a manner that stops this corruption of creativity soon.
Brothers and sisters in our love of good games,
Western Gamers.
Thoughts?