Merrick Garland Announces DOJ Will Investigate People Chanting F Biden
In a memorandum Attorney General Merrick Garland said “There has been a disturbing spike in harassment, intimidation and chanting. These chants run counter to our nations core values.” Garland then said he was committed to use the full authority of the Department to counter these chants. As a result, The DOJ will begin investigating the sports fans chanting F*** Joe Biden at athletic events. These events include college football games, NASCAR races and anywhere Joe Biden goes in Michigan. Garland sees these chanters as Domestic Terrorists….
…Some sports fans are concerned. They are considering changing their chants to “F Merrick Garland” or “F the FBI” in order to evade detection. Our agents have been informed that “F*** the Police” chants would still be acceptable. To not appear suspicious, we at DogFacePonia recommend chanters go with “Let’s Go Brandon“.
There could be some positive developments from all of this. With the DOJ and the FBI wasting all their time trying to investigate 80 million or more people, they might not have time to plot another insurrection.
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