It seems clear to me that the time has come.
Another senseless Hollywood prop death.
Caused by unregulated assault props.
Apart from the original assault guns used by the 'Star Wars' franchise Storm Troopers, assault props account for nearly 100% of movie character deaths. (Luckily for Harrison Ford, the Storm Trooper guns never killed anyone.)
But this is not about guns.
It's about PROPS.
PROPS are even more dangerous, because they can ACT like they want to kill people, or even worse…OFFEND them.
Prop knives, prop nunchuks, prop poison food…prop president…
PROPS are EVERYWHERE.
We must immediately shut down Hollywood until we can regulate these props.
NO, we are NOT 'coming for your props', Alyssa Milano.
But we need common sense prop laws. NOW.
Which is why I'm introducing legislation known as 'No More Props for the F.A.G.' Act.
I'm already hearing from ZMT that the assault prop weapon was a 'fully-semi automatic self-checkout' item.
There's no need for anyone to own one of those.
I'm calling for Alec Baldwin and the rest of the Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.)
to step down and register their props immediately.
Upon completion of a prop safety course, qualified applicants will be eligible to use props again. (Spoons, telephones, etc.)
Advanced thespians may then be eligible to travel to Afghanistan, where they will be fully-semi automatically enrolled in a new mandatory hands on Gun Retrieval Program.
Each gun they retrieve, they get to keep.
Until then, I encourage good citizens of the USA to make sure that Mr. Baldwin and rest of F.A.G. struggle to find good parking. It's not like he's gonna do anything if you park in his spot.
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