I was jailed:
Why?
Visited Catalonia just before Europe banned Catalonians from travelling.
Tried to return to Germany and were refused entrance. They demanded we wear masks.
I put on my thong mask.
They demanded I replace it. I refused.
Tussle. Jail. Black eye. Released.
https://mobile.twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1293100307438874624