kek
btw, it's the anniversary of Mt. St. Helens eruption. May 18th 1980
I was 10 years old, staring out the back window of the car, my stepmom thought a nuke had gone off and we were terrified, then the news came over the radio and I was excited that I got to see it. The next week or so everything around Olympia was covered in ash.
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.”;
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last:
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
I had a WWG1WGA sticker on my car, but now that the criminal gang know as the FBI considers patriot "Qanons" terrorists, well, I took it off, + the fake pandemic and the quackseen piss me off and I don't like how big T still supports the NWO's shot.
But hey, I'm still here. Trying to not come off as shill, just honest.
Fuck yeah!
I Love Potato guns.
My uncle built one back in the day, not that cool though. It was a shoulder fired thing. We shot it the long way down a 5 acre strip, until it blew up and scared the fuuckk outta unkie fugga. We were done after that, he was ok.
We'll see what happens if they take the guns aye'.
I luv ya, dork.
Enjoy "THE GLORIOUS COLLAPSE OF THE NARRATIVE" 5/18/20
https://www.bitchute.com/video/xWMWm57AHRaS/
From Q uite Frankly
This guy is cool.