The website beliefnet actually has a really famous religion quiz called Belief-O-Matic (they've even copyrighted the name). I just took the quiz, not with my preferences but with what seem to be the most common, /pol/-approved, "redpilled" answers.

It orders the religions most relevant to your responses.

According to Belief-O-Matic, here's the order for the most redpilled religions:

1. Roman Catholicism

2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons)

3. Eastern Orthodox Christianity

4. Conservative Christian Protestant

5. Jehovah's Witnesses

6. Orthodox Judaism (lol)

7. Seventh-Day Adventists

8. Hinduism

9. Sikhism

10. Islam

11. Baha'i Faith

12. Jainism

13. Church of Christ, Scientist (Christian Science)

14. Orthodox Quakerism

15. Mahayana Buddhism

16. Theravada Buddhism

17. Scientology

18. Liberal Christian Protestantism

19. Unitarian Universalism

20. New Thought

21. Reformed Judaism

22. Liberal Quakerism

23. Neo-Paganism

24. Atheism

25. New Age

26. Taoism

27. Secular Humanism

Obviously it's laughable that Orthodox Judaism is so high. It also seems like Neo-Paganism should be way higher.