THE KEY LIME CONSPIRACY: A SYNTHESIS
A tangled web of internet lore, coded meanings, and unsettling
associations, potentially linked to deeper conspiracies.
I. THE KUTCHARITAVILLE/KEY LIME PIE PHENOMENON:
A. Posts, 2008-2016: Cryptic, spam-like posts promoting a
restaurant (Kutcharitaville) and its "world-famous key lime pie."
B. Oswald "Kutchie" Pelaez Jr.: Owner of the restaurant in Asheville,
NC. Now deceased. Wife: Anita Pelaez.
C. Content:
1. Nonsensical, sexually suggestive, politically charged.
2. Speculation:
a. Encrypted messages?
b. Early AI or SEO bot?
c. Schizophrenic troll?
d. Former employee leaving angry posts? (Likely)
D. Ozsgold: Mentions of Oswald Pelaez starting a gold company, possibly a scam.