(anon might be sperging at this point..)
I search moar Key Lime Pie
I find this recipe by Jan Valdez on April 22, 2025. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/everyone-demands-recipe-key-lime-190000324.html
I search Jan Valdez and find article about some old rich lady in Hawaii who "made her net worth by flipping properties but spent her younger days throwing fundraisers for the likes of Martin Luther King Jr. and dining at the most expensive restaurants in Oahu" and who's Hawaii mansion "features carpeted floors, limestone columns, balconies, jacuzzis, and thousands of dollars spent in new interior design." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/managing-difficult-commun_b_4130809
A wild Limestone has appeared!
I do AI search on Jan Valdez + MLK and absolutely nothing whatsoever, which is odd for such a thoroughly-reported on figure as MLK, and seeing as this article made the connection.
No results came up for Jan Valdez on her own either, it tried to give me stuff about Juan Valdez and Colombian coffee.
Now I'm thinking this person is either a fake person entirely or a diversion from something and the HuffPost article is comms or obfuscation.
Moving on to the author of this Jan Valdez story, 'Aleeka Kay Edwards'. She has a brief fart-in-the-wind career as a writer for HuffPost, then never heard from again on the internet… https://www.huffpost.com/author/aleeka-205
AI search on her name initially tells me, for no apparent reason whatsoever, picrel#1
A politician from Maryland. (remember Kilmer MS-13 gang member detained in Maryland…)
Searched Maryland's website, no Aleeka Kay Edwards.
Another (different AI) search with 'from Maryland' + 'worked in public office', it tells me picrel#2
which is wrong, but the sauces provided leads to:
Tisha Edwards (could this be the ghost called Aleeka's real name?)
A 20-year Maryland beurocrat who appears to have quite involved in the COVID response in Maryland, and who has received a rather big promotion recently to President and CEO of Maryland Bankers Association: picrel#3
https://www.washingtoninformer.com/maryland-bankers-association-names-tisha-edwards/
Interestingly she's not even listed on their website https://www.mdbankers.com/meet-the-mba-team.html (idk if that's normal or what)
furthermore,
Mid-Atlantic Bankers Association is a combined group of Maryland and Virginia bankers, so basically both States surrounding DC are combined into one bankers association https://www.vabankers.org/post/maryland-bankers-association-and-virginia-bankers-association-combine-through-mid-atlantic
ALSO simultaneously gets put in as Vice President of this Virginia-Maryland Bankers combo.
So, she got Tee'd up to be a 'big dog', maybe President of this one day if she 'plays her cards right', yeah?
pretty young looking lady to have such a position, .. vassel +good cock sucker does what behind the scenes wants done?
Also linked on their website is the 'DC Bankers Association' . https://www.vabankers.org/dc-bankers-association
Look at the Founding Members! Picrel#4
Ho lee fuk what a banker swamp anon has stumbled in. Virginia, Maryland and DC bankers circle-jerk.
And finally I have found Jan Valdez from the Yahoo article. Kek. https://www.thekitchn.com/pan-seared-mahi-mahi-recipe-review-23632445
she's different Jan Valdez from the Hawaii mansion MLK Jr. article. A mere lady-pleb with tasty treats. Or is she.