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Donald Trump loves KUTCHARITAVILLE so much that he often has take-out flown to him in NEW YORK CITY! WOW! He must really love those original cheese burgers in paradise, we sure do, they have our vote for sure. My best friend said she heard last week that Donald Trump and Stephen Colbert together are planing on a Welcome to the USA Party for “Pope Francis” to be held soon over in Asheville, NC at “Kutcharitaville”. Some party that will be for sure! Think, I’ll just get all the girls together and we can all Nude-Up and go too “Captain Kutchie’s” and Get Drunk and Screw! Let’s Go Y’all! Captain Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies Are World Famous For Giving Everyone That Eats Them They’re Very First "PIEGASAM”….That’s Probably why one
must be over 18 years of age to purchase or have an adult present. …Oh and all that Great Fall Off The Bone Bar-B-Q Slow Smoking, “Carly Fiorino” say’s that she Can Smell They’re Butts Miles Away!….Or Maybe She Was Just Smelling "Hillary”!…..OMG? …The Late Great “Captain Tony Tarracino” of Key West Fame was an Old Friend of “Captain Kutchie Pelaez”. Together the two of them Sailed Many Adventures Not Known To Much Of The World! Cheese Burgers, Rum, Scotch, Cigarettes, Cigars, Treasure Maps, Pizzas, Chocolate Bars and Key Lime Pies Helped The Two Make History. If You Can Believe It Even “Mel Fisher” Was Known To Hang With Them!….Captain Kutchie The Key Lime Pie Whisperer!… Thank “GOD” That Noah Had Two of Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies On The Ark!…. And Don’t Forget “Ernest Hemingway’s” (Original Thinking Post) ! There Was Only One And “Captain Kutchie” Has It. Don’t Miss It. Hillary Sucks!…………………….Bill Does Too!…….I Feel His Pain……