Start making interdasting threads and be a Chatty Cathy replyfag in other threads.
Anons go where lotsa other anons are.
Sadly that's Glowie/pol again, but many such unhappy posters there.
Right now, give them at least the perception of being a hopping alternative full of anons so copypasta TMZ threads from glowieland if need be.
The real key will be when a big happening goes down and the Jannies go bannies - be ready to take advantage of that oppo when it arrives.