>I'd have difficulty hiring moderation help around here
I have an idea, interested oldfags post (temp) email (using the report function) to which you send BV login info (randomize name to prevent famefagging), then you track BV activity and talk to them in the Meta thread. Board log monitored by anons and you alike.
I think the shitstorm will subside however and we won't be needing this. Just whitelist Q's trip so he has a chance to move somewhere he likes if he feels so.