Mornin'
This what we do in the country, drunk Mexican trenched neighbors yard, had one wheel off in ditch stuck on concrete culvert. Managed to get off culvert but car stopped dead inches from hitting neighbors. Another neighbor (retired sheriff) opened door to grab keys, Mexican started coming out cussing. She says oh he'll no and slams door on Mexicans leg, Mexican screaming iiii-eeee lays over on seat wailing, so we zipped tied him... he passed out. Law wouldn't come on in without backup, guess a bunch of armed country folks be lookin scary and sheit. Women folks still in jammies but packin, one neighbor only had on boxers. Neighbors in mid eighties, called 5 of us and 9 showed up. Was good to know we can count on each other here.