Please tell me that was autocorrect…. Or that I am taking literal what is some kind of expression I am unfamiliar with.
For the life of me… I do not understand the fandom of football. I understand spectating and playing sports… I just don't understand the fixation on them.
Or colleges, for that matter… A delightfully useless institution of Laputa, it has become. Swift would find it side-splitting hilarious that we have finally succeeded in turning shit back into food. Now if only we could extract sunbeams from cucumbers….
But we slide….