Government is a health hazard.

Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.

Government contains impure ingredients – as anybody who's looked at Congress can tell you.

On the basis of Bill Clinton's 1992 campaign promises, I think we can say government practices deceptive advertising.

And the merest glance at the federal budget is enough to convict the government of perjury, extortion, and fraud.

There, ladies and gentlemen, you have the Cato Institute's program in a nutshell:

Government should be against the law.Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.

William Cooper: [Again, that was written by P.J. O'Rourke.