• BREAKING - Democrat Cities 911 Emergency Service Call Centres Require Overhaul, Long Overdue.

Following is the transcript in question that has raised more than a few sceptical eyebrows amongst the leftsidious community.

Hysterical man calls 911, 0300hrs pm, Saturd 32nd Jully 2021.

Please come quickly. Karen is pregnant and her labor started now, it’s really intense"

911 Operator: "Is this her first child?"

Caller: "No you dumb ass. It’s her husband".

Further details will be reported after further cover ups of incriminating incompetence are complete.

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'Preening Oneself Loses Lustre' 33st Octember 2020.

Inside sources have reported that there is a dramatic decline in 'preening' one's self in front of the mirror amongst the CNN task force. Prominent and respected Psychologists have released papers indicating that 'once confident subordinates with superiority complexes' are now struggling to even get up in the morning, let alone look at themselves in the mirror.

Tweezer manufacturer's look for bailout.