Laggy but TXanon is on and functioning all day.
Seriously Anons:
I have to fly to PORTLAND…
How are they going to confirm identity? Should I refuse to remove mask saying I am concerned about catching the "Chinese beerflu"?
I will be wearing pic related…
And a custom pepevirus shirt.
I will beak any motherfucker near me too- muh distancing…
TxAnon
(lawfags: Am I going to go to jail somehow? I would hate to miss my job there makes good cash…)
Thought about carrying pre-dirtied (smear stained) handkerchief with "goop" adhesive dried "boogers" and such during my flight. just to offend…
Have yet to wear a proper mask ONE time, and now I gotta fly.
Also have mosquito net goes over hat, that qualifies as face covering also.
(I am making over 600$/day on my trip to Portland, so i dont really want to get tossed off the plane)
I would KILL with extreme prej… if my son.
Anchovies sauce.
I use it on an old worn undies in the top of my luggage, just to shock the TSA agents if they search my shit.
Plus when they search, I unpack and repack on the stainless table blocking everyone.
When "asked" to MOVE ALONG…
I reply "YOU sir are not getting on the plane, and your instructions are to not allow people to tamper with my luggage, so I am checking it for anything YOU may have put in it."—
And the security line suddenly gets a little redpill…
Yeah, talked for 20m to a server about masks, trump, and deep state.
Dude was on target.
Asked about Qanon, he never heard of it.
Which is proof that people are waking up- faster with us, but waking nevertheless.
Well, technically…