>>10024659 (PB)

Shall we change the rules to "within 6' is a tackle"? Or maybe play 'flag' football with 6' flags? I might even watch a couple games just to see how the NFL plans to protect the health of the players in a game where part of the game is for 2 tons of armored beef to jump on the smallest player on the field before he can get rid of the football.

Drew ... we don't need football. We never did. What else did you study in college? Maybe you could open a White Castle franchise somewhere in the south? -- lotta northern transplants down here just jonesing for some fresh sliders and fries. Oh, and bring some Vernors with you!

>>10024641 (PB)

So ... if Biden had to leave the race early?

>>10024879 (PB)

That's NOT what he said. Go back and look it up. Maybe by having to actually look it up, you'll take the time to understand it.

>>10025128 (PB)

Never tried Red Bull. Might be time, eh? Herr Mateschitz, I will salute you in the only way that really matters to a company ... with a sale. And, if I like the product, with more sales in the future.

>>10025323 (PB)

If masks work, yours should suffice. If they don't work, get off my dick.

I HAVE a mask that my wife found laying around the house from a remodel project. I wear it for a minute when entering businesses I MUST enter (such as the bank). It's labeled "RECALL COOPER". It's a pretty good mask, so I can't wear it long.

Wow ... the captcha had my name in it.