Is it possible that [they] wrote the Book of Revelation? I saw an interview with Stewart Swerdlow where he says that they wrote it so that when they caused the events to happen we would all be deceived.
He said that the discovery of the shroud of Turin and Jesus' DNA was a setup for a fake 2nd coming that they had planned with bluebeam tech.They would then "match" the DNA and the sheeple would therefore do whatever Jesus said, such as take the microchip etc.