An Anon posted this a while back when I was feeling a little disheartened and it picked me up so I’ll re-post it to the best of my recollection.

Wife, when are you going to clean the garage?

Husband, soon.

Week later

Wife, are you going to clean the garage anytime soon?

Its habbening, Husband

following week

Wife, why do you keep lying to me about cleaning the garage?

Husband, disinformation is necessary!!!