>>10052292 dammit pb
Shiittt .. Im tellin ya. There are aliens. I have seen their ships. I even flashed at them with my laser and got them to flash back 2 times with a witness. I saw them in my truck with my wee lad a few days ago. When you really look and stop filtering them you see that shit all the time.
I hereby openly invite friendly non-kiked or chinked Ayylmaos to stop by any time to exchange intoxicating substances (weed and booze) for whatever yall aliens have that is similar. I can have a hot grill over apple wood ready for a BBQ with aliens with a 24 hour notice. I ask that if you land your UFO in my field that you take care to ensure that the hull temperature or other emissions from your craft not set the field alight/on fire as it is high-summer and there is a lot of dry grass in my field. Also, Give me some sort of heads up that you are coming so I can brief the womenfolk and kids to not be worried when you land.