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Anonymous ID: 68a559 July 23, 2020, 6:52 a.m. No.10054359   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4420

Trying to develop this further. If I can get comments from other anons working at deep state corporations to add other items it would be appreciated.

 

 

How to tell if you work for a Deep State Corporation. One point for each. Add them together at the end.

 

  1. Your company runs Diversity and/or Inclusion programs.

(Two points if part of your performance goals)

 

  1. Yearly performance goals are rigged so only a few people (chosen by HR of course) get good scores and big bonuses.

(Two points if your bonuses are less than your more famous competitors. Three points if they're also less than other departments)

 

  1. Your company has a very tight budget, even when its financially stable. Almost as if people are skimming

money out of it. (Two points if people talk about budget cuts when there haven't been any)

 

  1. Your company either laid you off/fired or cut your pay due to Covid19 the very first week.

 

  1. People from human resources have psychology degrees.

(Two points if the degree is from Fayetteville State, Georgetown University or anywhere near Langley, Virginia)

 

  1. Your company released a statement supporting BLM. (One additional point for each executive sending an email announcement)

 

  1. Your company is in the industry of, or is in merger talks with a company that has ties to human trafficking, money laundering,

large unions, the defense industry, finance, banking, trading, insurance, pharmaceuticals, big tech, hospital health systems and

shipping and logistics. (One point for each)

 

  1. The IT department deploys remote working software and patches 10 days before Covid 19 hits your state.

 

  1. One or more of the executives are tied to a known Deep State Company, Like Amazon, Google, Facebook, Shell Oil,

Morgan Stanley, CNN (or any Media corporation). (One point for each within recent memory)

 

  1. A company executive from your company (including any impending merger) has recently died, gone missing,

mysteriously quit, or escaped from custody.

(One point for each) (Two points if they were replaced by a deep state executive)

 

  1. Your 401k comes from a company owned by Bank of America, JP Morgan, Wells Fargo or Citigroup.

(Two points if your company has their ATM in the building)