I gave day shift a chance with this earlier and I just realized I never gave night shift a chance, which seems a little unfair to people that are here at different times, so here it is:
This is my gift to you, anons.
I appreciate everything you've done much more than you can understand and have felt for a while that my "contributions" seem lacking in proportion to how often I actually chime in, so I wanted to bring you all something that's a little more toward my area of expertise.
This message is for those of you who are willing to take a second look.
Many of you will gloss over this without realizing what it is that I'm offering you and that's okay, but I'm fully aware that there are some of you out there who are much more special than you let on, who have reeled in their anchors to their previous ways of thinking and are ready and willing to explore, so this gift is more toward you anons.
It's my wish that those of you who are willing to take a second look trust yourself and only yourself.
Doing your own research is imperative.