I think it's a wonderful story. And you tell it so well, with such unambiguous authority.
Replace it with a statue of inuits or vikings.
When I searched for him, the results included that he was poisoned. I should have kept the link.
FBI Pedo Code Words
“hotdog” = boy
“pizza” = girl
“cheese” = little girl
“pasta” = little boy
“ice cream” = male prostitute
“walnut” = person of color
“map” = semen
“sauce” = orgy