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Visualize with me: A fully caffeinated Karen demands to see the Manager. The Manager comes out of office. Manager is a six-foot bull-dyke with PMS. Karen goes shrill too early due to fear but is determined to carry on. There, in Frozen Foods section, the Manager goes full Drill Instructor on Karen. Karen tries to melt into the floor, the crowd has gathered, no escape, no supportive faces, they smell her blood. Lo,from Aisle 17 comes Karen's father. "What praytell has my daughter done?" he asks. "She went full Karen while I PMS" says the Manager in human tone. Manager asks Father, "Since I'm out here, can I help you find something?" Father is thoughtful for a moment, then says confidently," I could use a time machine and a condom." Manager smiles, Father smiles, crowd smiles, Karen slinks away, defeated, knowing the crowd knows she can never show her face in this store again. Everyone knows she lost

>>10070138

So? Which are more out of breath, cops or the insurgents?

>>10070318

Yes, a combination flavor of uranium, chutney, and a kind of burnt cinnamon

>>10070345

I recommend Birx be tarred and feathered immediately

>>10070366

Who invented marriage? It far predates Christianity

>>10070390

I have observed that normies are figuring that out for themselves. It's like "the sky is falling the sky is falling" is being met with "in flakes or chunks?" or " that be them floaty things in yo eyes."

>>10070400

That's good! Given a choice between stuck with the Ex or lightening I will slather myself in peanut oil and run outside excitedly to get fried

>>10070439

Beautiful anon, quite beautiful

>>10070587

ebot I admit it, sometimes you do make me smile

>>10070604

Might gots somethin there anon. Seems to me we've seen this name Doug Adkisson before

>>10070659

Go mobile or perhaps get an inverter

>>10070664

Doin that watchin the water right now homie and believe it I'd like to have an OE 40 right now

>>10070702

You are beginning to damage my calm

>>10070711

You realize in a world of cruise missiles and laser weapons a rock thrown at your head can still hurt like a mofo right?

>>10070825

I vote get the bake going an we can either shitpost or repost, depends on what comes up