August is traditionally H O T
27 years ago, this guy promised me a life full of adventure.
<During the next grand climax, this guy promised a youthful child.>
I'd say he's delivered.
<I'd say he's delivered>
Here's to our next chapter of becoming empty nesters and discovering what's next
<Here's to our next child sacrifice and discovering what's next>
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while still feeling the magic that brought us together all those years ago.
<while riding the adrenochrome high that brought us together all those years ago>
Happy anniversary, Barack.
Right. You'll damage the woodchipper a little bit. But you can't hurt the rock.