I have one with real hog tusks glued to it.
Only after I ask if your mask works why do I need one, oh nevermind, i have one right here…
I got harassed today for not wearing one in ROSS department store by the Loss Prevention Karen.
She said you need a mask.
I said "My doctor disagrees, do you have a medical degree?"
She said "what about everyone else's safety"
I said "Do you have confidence in YOUR mask?"
And walked past her.
Funny thing is I had a mask in my pocket, a paintball screen with hog tusks glued to it, but I decided to challenge her logic anyway and refuse.