There once was a young intern named Lewinski

Who played the flute like Stravinsky

She played "Hail To The Chief"

On his flute made of beef

And stole all the headlines from Kaczynski.

Timmy's "Truck".

And his "car".

Yeah.

Timmy didn't do it

Pastor Jack, who was killed in prison to shut him up.

They held it over Timmy's head to make him say he did it.

Stevie didn't do Mandalay Bay either.

His Daddy was a bank robber from Tucson for Patty Hurst and then Wether Underground.

Paddocks Daddy was a bank robber from Tucson.

Did ok 'till he started hitting Casinos in Vegas.

When The Dunes got hit they brought in the Feds.

They capped Stevies Daddy, turned him in to a snitch, then an operative.

Poor Stevie was raised by a Firefly masquerading as a pool supply salesman.