>unwatchable
Give it a chance. Barr singlehandedly made that shitshow worth watching until the end.
It goes better than you think. Barr absolutely destroys them over the course of the event despite being in such a position of weakness.
I'm not a skilled programmer either, but the unfortunate answer is hard and tedious work. Even reverse engineering a 6502-based Nintendo game takes a long time.
Wait, how did Lucas find out the content of the complaint? Cloudflare's usual tactic is to fuck you first and then explain why later.
A super duty truck with a reinforced flatbed might have been able to get him there in crawler gear.