We love night shift.
I am a civilian adult not employed by either government or private business.
You want to rewrite it for me?
I'm not going to say my age, sex, location, employment status, educational background, or anything else of a doxing nature. What I said was perfectly true, although stilted. You accused me of being something I am not.
It was to protect yourself from flying glass in the case of a glancing blow, not from a direct hit. The bomb shelters were what people installed for a direct hit.
OK I'll fess up. It was to condition the kids to be afraid, and to kowtow to authority.