Agent, the least you could do with all that data is point me in a direction that will lead me away from being a failure at life. Do something for me for having the decency not to point my phone camera at me and my girlfriend while we fuck.
That's it, man. You better buy a 55 gallon puke bucket in the next 12 hours or so.
What an asshole. Now I wish I'd sold out the country for a modest check. Everyone's fucking doing it, and we're circling the drain anyway.
Yeah, the video is damning enough without the post. Fuck this guy.