My contribution is when the Wal-Mart mask police ask me if I want a mask, I look them right in the eye, and tell the to go duck a fat dick, but in Farsi (Iranian).

It"s one of the few phrases I learned from Iranian co-workers at a car dealership years ago. Works like a charm- the employee immediately becomes confused, doesn't know what to do or say, and doesn't want to offend a "foreigner". If they only heard my real accent, very southern..

Kekidy kek