Anons a GIGANTIC low flying black triangle just flew over my house in Topeka, followed by at least 15 black helicopters about 15 seconds later. I heard the copters first but this thing was huge and made no sound. Freaked the f out.

Anons, a GIGANTIC homo named Q just flew over my house! It farted out TRUST MUH PLAN as it sped off to Lynn De Rockefellers vajajay special place!

Anons a GIGANTIC BOOMER LARP just flew over muh house! I yelled out "Q!!!!!!!!!" and it told me to trust Sessions and then it boom boomed for three miles!

Anons, an adorable drunk cat just flew over my house! He vomited onto my lawn before passing out at mach 3!