long time phonefag sick of waiting for qr pages to load, and an overall shitty multiple open tab experience on mobile.

looking for a system that will allow up to 20 open tabs, music playing, the ability to have 2-4 tabs/Windows and or apps simultaneously visible, and can download images/memes and docs instantly. hp and dell are only laptops manufactured in usa… open to tablet too.

$<1000

also looking for projector compatibility via Bluetooth, without having to ever be online.

$<500

the first will be exclusively used for diggz memes and mind seeding in the great awakening.

alienware?

anons pls assist if this is your forte.