https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8597823/Tom-Hanks-early-negotiations-play-Geppetto-Disneys-live-action-remake-Pinocchio.html
No way.
They're just fucking with us now.
> Any more than someone getting shot in Chicago is notable.
if they got shot in Chicago with a Howitzer it would be notable