Thirdly and finally, he said, I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. He spoke this last word so loudly and suddenly that everyone sat up who still could. I regret to announce that — though, as I said, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to spend among you — this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!
Same reason as those protesters.
I want to see the big one, but when it does it’s going to go so fast. I know I will want some of this time back.
Trump put on the ring.
Didn’t.
Full bilbo.