Anonymous ID: af8cf3 Aug. 7, 2020, 6:17 a.m. No.10210862   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>0871

>>10210825

 

>I denounce satan and all his works, all forms of witchcraft, the use of divination, the practice of sorcery, dealing with mediums, channeling with spirit guides, the Ouija board, astrology, Reiki, hypnosis, automatic writing, horoscopes, numerology, all types of fortune telling, palm readings, levitation…

 

…mesmerism, mental alchemy, meditation, fung shui, mathematics, music, dancing, mixed bathing, electrical channeling, radiowave manipulations, lasers, optics, micro-electronics, reading glasses…must be thorough here…oh right, definitely no time-travel.

Anonymous ID: af8cf3 Aug. 7, 2020, 7:06 a.m. No.10211153   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>1161 >>1195

>>10211130

When I was in basic training some trainee bought a leather jacket at the BX with a big ole' Gi Joe patch on it. The drill sergeants had him pack everything he had into his duffle and march up and down the stairs while they screamed at him.

 

Nearby I was standing in formation, feeling sympathy pain while they shouted at him, but then one of them screamed

"Are you an all American HERO!? DO YOU LIKE PORK CHOP SANDWICHES?!"

 

I actually laughed in formation but they were too preoccupied to notice.

Thank you for reminding me!