Anonymous ID: 87f28e April 12, 2018, 10:28 p.m. No.1021342   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Here's tonight's CDAN on MZ:

 

They Don't Exist: This A or A+ list CEO has been making the rounds of TV and other media in recent weeks, calling out his younger counterpart for questionable data practices. I don't know if it's ironic exactly, though it does sound funny coming from the head of a major company with a long and well known history of labor abuses in a certain very populous country. What's less well known is that our CEO was a driving force behind the offshoring of so much production. The public reason is money, which is always a factor, but as CDAN readers know there is often a private, and even in some cases secret reason. You see, when the CEO is in country, he likes to visit barely legal nationals of a certain sex. Or rather, they say they are, and we all hope they're that, at least. This country famously keeps tabs on all births, but out in the countryside especially they're not always recorded. Sometimes the family had paid a bribe to avoid violating the national policy, and sometimes it's just bureaucratic incompetence. In any event there's no record of how old they are, or even that they exist. And just as the industrial revolution brought the rural masses to cities in the nineteenth century West, this country's cities have been thronged by migrants looking for work in recent decades. Some of them find it, including at places like the one where this CEO's products are made, but it is often low paying. The toil is miserable, and more than a few have killed themselves. Others find that they can make much more money providing services to wealthy foreigners - especially those with a singular preference for young men of this particular ethnicity, and even nation of origin. In the CEO's community, there's a term for it.

 

A list CEO: Tim Cook ("Apple, Inc.")

Younger counterpart: Mark Zuckerberg

Populous country: China (2 children per family)

Anonymous ID: 87f28e April 12, 2018, 10:29 p.m. No.1021355   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1367

And here's tonight's CDAN on Elon Musk (he's breaking):

 

Mr. Hedge - The Sleeping Bag CEO: This A-list CEO talks about sleeping on the factory floor. He believes it represents a form of boasting about his work ethic, and devotion to his company. The reality is that a megalomaniac has built himself a massive empire, full of lies - and he can feel the foundation buckling underneath him now. Dig beneath the financial people I referred to a couple weeks ago, you will see that almost every other key executive has fled his company in recent months. His head of sales. Many key leaders in technology and manufacturing. The sleeping bag story is a desperate act, by a desperate man. The play is in its final stages. Our CEO can feel the walls closing in on him. See that network interview he did very recently. He clearly appears very uncomfortable, and for very good reasons.

 

Elon Musk (Tesla)