Anonymous ID: f93781 Aug. 8, 2020, 3:48 a.m. No.10222043   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2194 >>2267 >>2427 >>2522

Origins

The Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B was a way of removing the basically useless citizens from the planet of Golgafrincham. A variety of stories were formed about the doom of the planet, such as blowing up, crashing into the sun or being eaten by a mutant star goat. The ship was filled with all themiddlemenof Golgafrincham, such as the telephone sanitisers, account executives, hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, public relations executives, and management consultants.

 

Ark Fleet ships A and C were supposed to carry the people who ruled, thought, or actually did useful work.

 

The ship was programmed to crash onto its designated planet, Earth. The captain remembers that he was told a good reason for this, but had forgotten it, although the reason was later revealed to be because the Ark Ship B Golgafrinchans were a 'bunch of useless idiots'.

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