Roseanne is not a satanist…

I mean, I know she apologized to George Soros for calling him a Nazi. You know, because she's a follower of Qanon and all that, so she would definitely apologize.

Or when she said she's queer and that "fag" is a terrible word that should never be used. Because you know, sticks and stones DO break bones, and planefags should go to hell. Among other critically important battles that must be won at all costs.

Let's see, what else? Oh how about how she became the richest woman on television by making a TV series that pushed every liberal talking point, but from the mouth of the middle-American working class. Because I dunno, someone had to make a couple hundred million dollars selling that agenda, so why not a good, innocent non-satanist like Roseanne?

Or that she was ever married to a satanic psychopath like Tom Arnold? Because good people in Hollywood sometimes marry satanists by accident.