>the button between its legs wasn’t actually a button, but a sensor that was intended to be activated when the doll sat down.
Nice try, pedos.
This is the kind of thing you use as an excuse when you get caught.
"No mom, I wasn't smoking meth, I swear…"
"What's that smell, then?"
"It's just weed!"
Actually, now I'm think it might be a bit more sinister than that.
"Haha yooo if we get caught we'll just say the button was for the doll sitting down, who cares if it doesn't make sense, we'll just call them moralizing busybodies and have Rolling Stones write hip and cool hitpieces!"