The only good thing about California, is the weather.
California is where one goes to spend $500k on an 800sq. ft apartment that's 50 years old.
The women are hot as hell and stupid as "fuck" which btw is what they do best.
California has more mexicans than native Californians.
California is the most politically corrupted state in the union.
California is a cesspool of ignorance. You are a prime example.
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim.