Are you wearing your mask while your typing?
I'm just curious, 'cause I'm probably less than three feet away from my laptop screen, and I'm trying my best to practice social distancing, but this is all so confusing, right now, and pretty much always, but if your less than three feet away from your screen, too, then I need to be sure that you were wearing your mask while typing that post, cause I don't want my 'puter to catch a corona-virus from me reading your post.
Can someone from the CDC come weigh in on this STAT!!!
Hello? Bill Gates? Can you hear us, right now?
Chime in with your expert advice, please. Since you do know oh so much about both computers and corona viruses. Is it viruses or virusi, for the plural, that is. I know what spell check thinks, and what google thinks, but I need to know what Bill Gates thinks it is. Or rather what it should be. Bill Gates? Hello? Can you change this to make virusi the new plural for virus, instead of viruses. I just think it sounds cooler, and if Bill Gates was as cool as he thinks he is, I'd imagine he'd think virusi sounds cool, too.
Sorry, anon. I know I stopped talking to you and started talking to the great Bill Gates in the Cloud, ugh-gain. I know he can't hear me, but I just want to believe… You can, too, anon. Believe in Bill Gates, that is. All are welcome…