Have y'all seen the Kiwifarms NY Times leak?
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nyt-secure-server-leak.74777/
Get the mail in ballots. Fill them out. Tell her you're taking them to the post office. Trash the mail in ballots. On election day go vote. Don't tell the missus.
Could be embarrassed (anons would be). Could be laughing his ass off under the mask. No faith in the press when it comes to movitves.