>September 2016
>talking to my 8-year-old cousin about the election over a bunch of cake and ice cream
>she asks who I think will win
>I say Hillary because the elections are rigged and Trump isn't allowed to win
>"But she's SOOOOOO BORING!"
>she successfully convinces me that Trump will win
>I tell this to /pol/
>Anons mock me for 100+ posts saying that the commentators can't be wrong and I'm an idiot for listening to a literal child over legitimate polling and experts
>laughing waifus
>November 2016
>my prepubescent cousin was proven to be more dialed-in than a multi-billion-dollar global media network
I just got back from a family gathering. Anybody wanna guess what the kiddo poll says about Creepy Joe and the Hoe?
This is manchild reporting on the ground in Bumshart, U.S.A.