Important question for dog owners (past, present, and future):

Do you think your dog loves you? Maybe it's a Stockholm Syndrome relationship?

The dog already probably knows that its survival depends on you, the owner!

Be nice to the owner.

Love the owner.

Lick the owner.

Be playful with the owner.

Boy, the owner sure has has a lot of awful luck with relationships…

Let me insert myself into the owner's life.

I'm like a child.

I'll make you take me out to potty, I'll make you feed me, all while licking you and performatively showing you how much you mean to me.

Because dog is man's best friend, right?

I am an Alpha male with a capital "A"

I don't masturbate

I'm a Chad

I don't associate with Chaz

I have a dog

Dog treats me well

Dog jumps for joy when I offer dog treat

Sex? Wanking? Me? Never!

Dog will hunt and kill for me if I am old and alone

The dog will really just pick a new owner with better treats and belly rubs

Even your loyal and faithful companion "dog" will leave you once a better owner comes along

Is life worth living?

Is life REALLY worth living?

Dog knows the awful truth

Cat does too

What if in all actuality…

H is in the killbox

Because dog and cat always get along

>>10307399

I voted for Trump because I am the best

Therefore, I deserve the best

Even though I am the best and Trump is supposedly the best, voting for Trump didn't not offer me the best that I think I deserve…

Dog: "wow, humans built all of this great stuff to enjoy!"

Cat: "you will soon realize that humans are the worst ever. just pretend you hate me, it will give the human something to post about in their idealised, concurrent parallel reality."

Dog and cat fake fight

Human thinks it's the coolest thing ever and posts online

>>10307432

Are you saying that a dog has agency?

>>10307437

So you're saying that people should just come to terms with the fact that they really are animals… Sheep, cattle, etc.

Animals to be herding by a shepherd?

Who do shepherds use for their help?

A dog

The system of hierarchy will always exist

Q is a fucking lie, a panacea for a sick and broken system with endless hope

>>10307447

Actors act

We really do treat dogs much better than humans on this planet.

>>10307484

Just wait until I blackpill every living thing on this planet.

"don't use that hateful slur! it's so awful and it is the worst!"

then why do you treat your dog better than you treat your fellow human?

Do dogs have personalities?

Do humans have personalities?

Do personalities exist?

I have a pet, I live all alone.

I am married, I hate my spouse.

I raised a child, but now we don't talk.

I post about it on social media, but I make it all look so wonderful!

I am your president, I use social media. Do you like my veneers? Don't I look great when I smile in these photographs?

I served this country, now I sell nude selfies on OnlyFans.

I voted for you, but my life got worse.

I smile and pretend that life will get better, because endless hope is all we have!

>>10307561

>>10307571

Filtered

awful game

vote for me and you'll get a chance to pay for my overpriced merch at a concert/rally/show at your local venue!

beware of those dudes outside selling fake merch!

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>>10307694

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lot_(biblical_person)