Wat the fuck is going on with this Syria shit? I'v been Messenger fagging and drinking all night. I look ober at my tv and air strikes in Syria. I thought Q didn't want this. What's going on, my honkies? Why?

You motherfuckers are assholes. What did I miss? Why are we bombing Syria? Who are we bombing specifically? And what the fuck is going on in general you fuckin nerds?