Hey Anons
A friend of mine, whose wife is a nurse and is therefore buying 100% into the mask shit, told me an analogy to why you should wear a mask:
>Imagine someone farting in your face, you know sometimes it leaves a brown mark in the underwear. You'd rather than brown mark be in the underwear then in your face.
I can see this doesn't make sense in relation to COVID but I just can't formulate a proper response.
Furthest i've gotten is; using that logic wearing masks has nothing to do with COVID and more to do with bad mouth hygiene
Can an anon help out?